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How to Cook a Dinosaur Sauropods, Sauropoda Soup!

Have you ever tasted a real dinosaur soup? I can only say it will be more than tasty… delicious to be more precisely. So how to cook a perfect dinosaur soup then?

Actually, as any other soup! You take a few meaty dinosaur bones, cut them in more handy pieces and throw them into readily boiling water. Preferable, taken from a hot volcanic ancient lake to get a touch of sulfur. You add a few vegetables of the day and let everything boil for hours. It can’t hurt to add a few big bugs as well for overall nutrition.

Don’t forget the salt and make sure you prepare that soup in a safe environment. Perhaps in one of the caves your are living upstairs and deep inside. That helps to avoid uninvited guests who don’t care about the art of cooking and take you instead.


Video: Sauropods – The Behemoths of the Dinosaur World
History of Sauropod Dinosaurs, their Evolution and Life

Make sure your dinosaur bones are fresh and not yet already fossilized (in other words, stones) and are preferable from a dinosaur family called sauropods or Sauropoda. Take one from the segregated herd, but be carefully. To find them, follow the sauropod trackways until you can see them.

Even the small ones are still large (up to 6 meters) and heavy. Select one without integrated amor if you can. But the taste of the meat… Heaven on Earth, so to speak.

After two days boiling, the soup is more than ready. If you never done a dinosaur soup before, it can be safely said that you are in for a thread.

For even better taste and a little bit for the eyes, you add leaves on top, from selected green ferns in your neighborhood. The placement pattern is up to your creativity but remove the dust from the leaves first. On top of the leaves, in the center, you might place a separately cooked but large inviting and colorful fruit.

Sometimes however you will not find right away the dinosaur bones you need, so you have to sent your lazy husband out from his couch to get other, similar ones.

He need help from his friends because the bones are usual heavy and it takes a while to hunt the sauropod down, but that shouldn’t be a big problem. The physiques of your hard working men make King Kong looking like a child.

If you have more questions, in the only nearby town of the world, Bedrock, you can get surely a lot of tips. I have an Aunt there. But for cooking, I recommend to talk with the Flintstones. They are kindly, friendly and are of great help although Fred (the husband of Wilma) might act at times a little bit strange. Ignore that. The family is OK.

Given that your dinosaur bones are very large and also many, you can invite your whole family and their friends, too. They do usually not get such a perfect supper every day. Often they do eat the meat raw and that is just not the way a civilized culture should honor the ever decreasing dinosaur population.

You will be surprised how fast that soup is eaten. Compliment to the Chef.

And ignore those who do not believe that men and dinosaur co-existed. You do know better. After all you just made a delicious and outstanding dinosaur soup of a lifetime!

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Laughing does not Kill! – Are you Sure?

I recently read an article which explained that laughing does not kill peoples with good health; where laughing is coming from and that laughing is actually good for the body to release stress.

#08.11.2010–Well, I do not want to digress. I once released my stress level to zero (but got actually another one up, or was it the same one?) and in the process of laughing I got almost killed. Why?

Well, the answer is easy, I did laughed too much. I was sitting in a bus with friends and showed actually (when I think now about it) a bad behavior. Everyone was quiet, except four teenagers who somehow entered a phase of non-stop laughing. Somebody say that laughing  hurts, and that could be taken indeed very literally and not as a joke.

On one occasion during a sightseeing tour, I could simply not more stop laughing. A funny state, that human behavior, except that at the same time I couldn’t breath either. So as long as I was laughing, my Oxygen supply decreased rapidly until I recognized that I have to stop laughing or I will simply die.

It was hard work. While animated to laugh, I tried at the same moment not to laugh. A paradox. Something impossible. Somehow I managed it to decrease my laughing and that was the time I could breath-in Oxygen again.

Therefore I just escaped narrowly an evil attack on my life via asphyxiation. But I’m a Cat (Lion) and have seven lives. Considering my live experience until today, I believe that statement speaks only out the truth.

Back to the story. My previous Oxygen depot was nearly depleted and I felt it in all of my bones that if I would not stop listen to other peoples make subjective jokes, one of my laughter would be the last one. Anyhow, I just managed to survive. Just so!

Did I laughed in the future again – of course! I had my epiglottis advised to constrict my larynx and my ventromedial prefrontal cortex had been re-activated, when you understand what I mean. Whatever came first. The result was always laughing.

Perhaps I should go with Friedrich Nietzsche who suggested that laughter is a reaction to the sense of existential loneliness. Sounds good. I feel much better now that I know the real background. You laugh – you are lonely. Easy to understand. Thanks Friedrich!

Yet, as a warning, never laugh too much in one rush. It can hurt you more than you can ever imagine. No matter how funny it is what you hear or see, laughing can put your life in danger, in more than one way, seriously.

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